R.I.P. In Peaces | valuetown

Obituary

These people will be in our memories 5ever.

† God Bless †

Please keep this music playing, this is for our team, do it for the team, do it for the feels.

Bloopsy

Paladin

Bloopsy's Armory

Joined

March 14th, 2015 - April 8th, 2015

Bloopsy was one of the greatest Paladins out there. His harsh words will never be forgotten. With the late nights of parsing Heroic Imperator with shitty pugs, up until the weekly struggles to keep you alive during Hans & Frans. We will always remember your 8 second hipster pulls. You were literally a god Paladin tank, and would shit on any other paladin tank in the server, and rip apart their parses with your harsh words, this is a super long run on sentence. I hope you and your family will continue to live life to the fullest. Your baby is super kawaii.

Viosi

Shaman

Joined

Feb. 25th, 2015 - March 30th, 2015

Viosi's Armory

Viosi was one of the most value enhancement shamans out there. Picking him up for our Mythic Kargath pug was SUCH VALUE. His humor was a great addition to our raid. Along with the stories of his previous shitty guild, Value Town was the place to be. You didn't deserve to be in that guild, Value Town was the right place, the place for parcing and winning. We are winners, you are a winner, I also don't know where I am going with this. Viosi your first blog post will be a memory in our hearts, etched in our brains, INSCRIBED IN OUR MINDS AND EYES. I hope you are living your life to the fullest like bloopsy's, be a great doctor, save people's lives, we all believe in you. Cheers.

Kakunamata

Death Knight

Joined

April. 19th, 2015 - April 19th, 2015

Kakuna's Armory

Kakuna Kakuna Kakuna.... I really hope you aren't dead. Anyways Kakuna, we happened to find you wandering around in our Heroic BRF queue. You were just sitting there in queue, with such a low iLvl, what were the chances? THE POWER OF ASSIST, I BELIEVE THAT I THINK.. THE VALUEBALL INVITED YOU TO THE RAID (If someone else did I will edit this). YES, INVITING YOU TO THE RAID, the great KAKUNA, you proved yourself worthy of the great Value Town. Without knowing any of the fights, you fucking rekt shit and impressed the almighty Prankenhieberino (which is quite impressive). OH WHAT GREAT TIMING FROM BLOOPSY'S DEATH, YOU CAME BEFORE US AND SHOWED US YOUR OP-NESS, but then you got a job. WHY. A JOB? R U REL? Just kidding. You fixed your schedule to raid with us, transfered, OH THE EXCITEMENT, THE JOYYYYYYYYY. WHEN IT CAME TO RAID DAY.... you never logged back in....... to be continued..................

Brochi's Minions

"Oh no, my minions." - Brochi 2015

Ragecake

Shaman

RAGECAKE, from the days of Archeage to the Value Town of World of Warcraft. YOU were the boomkin of all time, the starfalls were such value, that brought the value to the Value Town. Starfall is life, starfall is love. STARFALL LIFE LOVE. Sadly the rage was not a cake anymore, the star did not fall, the starfall was not falling, no it was not. THE BOOM WAS NOT THE KIN, THE ... nvermnd hes bak.